Crystal Balls-Next 4 Years Headlines Under Obama

CRYSTAL BALLS-
A BLOG THAT LOOKS INTO THE FUTURE Oct 21,2008

WHAT THE NEXT 4 YEARS HEADLINES WILL LOOK LIKE UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION (If You Elect Him)

TAXES RAISED FOR FAMILIES EARNING $250,000 A YR OR MORE; CAPITAL GAINS AND INHERITANCE NOW TAXED AS ORDINARY INCOME, Washington, DC, The Bush Tax Cuts having expired, taxes for millions of Americans are now higher than in the last 30 years.” people will now pay their fair share” said President Obama as he signed the tax reform act of 2009 into law.


TALK RADIO LOSES FTC LICENSE, RUSH LIMBOUGH UNDER INVESTIGATION Sparks, NV The FTC has refused to renew station licensees to stations and networks carrying “talk Radio” programming, said Rush Limbaugh , who is being investigated “without reason” says Rush.

OPRAH WINFRY, SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY TEAM UP TO AQUIRE MAJORITY INTEREST IN ABC, NBC AND CBS Abu Dhabi, UAE, A consortium led by Oprah Winfrey and the Saudi Royal family have acquired 51% interests in the big three US media.

CHARLES RANGEL APPOINTED SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, New York, the Secretary of Defense, Charges Rangel has ordered the Military to keep non whites out of harms way combat related action due to the disproportionate representation of blacks and Hispanics in the Military

PRESIDENT OBAMA CUTS MILITARY BUDGET IN HALF, Washington, DC, citing need for funding of new Health Care initiatives and Open Enrollment Education programs that allow any person to enroll in any college at government expense, the President has submitted a 50% cut in the new budget submitted to Congress. It is expected to easily pass in the democratic controlled congress.

GUANTANIMO BAY TO BE TURNED OVER TO CUBA, Havana, Cuba,
Celebrating renewed relationship with Havana, President Obama has set a timetable for return of Guantanimo Bay to Cuba.” We have no need to maintain a Gulag” said the President as he puffed on a Havana Cigar.

SAME SEX MARRIAGES TO BE RECOGNIZED UNDER FEDERAL LAW. Washington, DC IRS, Government Health Plans and any federal programs will no longer distinguish between same sex and opposite sex marriages paving the way for all States to follow suit.



CONGRESS PASSES PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION BILL, Washington, DC the Congress ahs submitted bill RU486 to the President. Mr. Obama has expressed his satisfaction that Women may now be freed of the burden of having to decide a second time to terminate a pregnancy. Opponents have claimed that a child that survived the abortion genocide machine should at least be put out for adoption. Under this bill, living fetuses must be euthanized.

HAMAS, HIZBULLAH ARMIES ATTACK ISRAEL, Jerusalem, Israel, Poised at Israel border, shelling and missile attacks have penetrated from Gaza and Lebanon deep into Israel. The Iranians has restocked the respective surrogate armies with “ample holy ammunitions” said the Hezbollah leader, Nasrala.

NRA, AIPAC, UJA and CATHOLIC CHARITIES DECLARED TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS, Chicago, IL, Homeland Security Czar Bill Ayers has added the following Organizations to Homeland Securities Terror watch List:
UJA
Aipac
Catholic Charities
Hadassah
NRA
Right To Life Party
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IRAN WARNS ISRAEL TO STAY OUT OF LEBANON, Tehran, Iran, President Ahmadinejad has warned Israel to “stay out of Lebanon or face the consequences of Iranian attack on Israel”


LAST US TROOPS LEAVE IRAQ Baghdad, Iraq, “I have kept my campaign promises” said President Obama as the last US Troops left Iraq today.


TOP TAX BRACKET LOWERED TO $100,000.00, Washington, DC citing need tore distribute wealth fairly; President Obama’s $250,000 top tax level has been lowered to $100,000.00


VOTING AGE LOWERED TO 16 Washington, DC, “Sixteen year olds have more access to facts and information than ever before” said speaker Nancy Pelosi as bill was signed into law giving 16 year olds the right to vote. Opponents said it will make President Obama’s reelection much easier.


FEDERAL TERM LIMITS ABOLISHED, Washington, DC New York, NY “It makes sense” said mayor Bloomberg, now in his third term as Mayor of New York, as to President Obama signing into law the abolition of Federal term Limits.



PRESIDENT OBAMA CONVERTS TO ISLAM, INSISTS HIS MIDDLE NAME BE USED, Washington, DC President Barak Hussein Obama has converted to Islam. “This is a great day for Muslims said Louis Farrakhan, a “friend” of President Barak Hussein Obama. The President has insisted his middle name be used henceforth.

IRAN INVADES IRAQ Tehran, Iran Citing “Need for stability in the Middle East” President Ahmadinejad has justified the incursion into Iraq of Iranian National Guard. President Barak Hussein Obama has warned Iran that the US will reserve its right to respond in an appropriate manner. This as 200,000 Iranian Troops have already entered Iraqi soil.


UNEMPLOYMENT NOW AT 21% Washington,DC Presdent Barak Hussein Obama has dismissed charges that Washington has destroyed the US economy/”These numbers, and they are just numbers, are merely reflective of the increase in the labor force caused by the reduction of US troop levels wordwide” said Obama.

SECRET MEETING AT PAN AMERICAN SUMMIT TO BE ATTENDED BY FARRAKHAN, REZKO AND ACHMIDINEJAD AMONG OTHERS Darfour, Sudan, Speculation that President Barak Hussein Obama has set up a secret meeting in Darfour to reach out to Tehran with unofficial representatives of the United States has increased with the arrival of Lebanese Tony Rezko and Nation Of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan in Darfour.


IRAN ANNEXES IRAQ, OILFIELDS NATIONALIZED Baghdad, Iraq “The Middle East has entered a new era of stability” said President Ahmadinejad on Al Jezeera Television from A former Presidential Palace of Sadam Hussein now being used as military headquarters for Iranian Guard.



GENERAL MOTORS, FORD AND CHRYSLER TAKEN OVER BY US TREASURY
Dearborn,Mi Secretary Of Treasury Warren Buffet said that “The time will soon come that US automakers will be restored to profitability. Treasury is also considering a plan to auction off the nations interest in the automakers next month on ebay. The Secretary has resigned as Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway and has placed his holdings in a blind trust .


BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY WINS BID FOR US AUTOMAKERS Omaha, NE “We will restore confidence in US automakers” said Vice President Biden at a gathering of Bankers at the Omaha Hilton as the high bidder was announced today.




ISRAEL, RUSSIA, CHINA AND INDIA SIGN MUTUAL DEFENSE TREATY Mumbai, India Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said”Russia has historically honored its agreements and treaties, This is a time for nations bordering hostile Islamic States to make their alliances” , said the leader of the democratic Jewish State



RUSSIAN GNP SURPASSES US GNP Washington,DC For the first time since
World War I ,the GNP of Russia has surpassed the GNP of the United States as oil imports doubled this year and no new drilling has been allowed in Alaska by the Secretary of Energy, former comedian Bill Maher.

GEORGE W BUSH TO BE INDICTED FOR WAR CRIMES The Hague,Netrherlands
“We applaud the War Crimes tribunal for this legitimate consequence of the acts of the Bush administration” said Speaker Nancy Pelosi to a gathering of European soccer moms.


GLORIA STEINEM,MARK RUDD AND ABBY HOFFMAN TO JOIN PATTY HEARST IN WASHINGTON GALA FUNDRAISING BASH FOR OBAMA REELECTION Chicago , Il A cavalcade of Stars have assembled in Chicago to plan next months fundraiser by folks in the media.